12 January, 2007

A New Direction For America

I received this and thought it was worth sharing... and thinking about!

The Democrats now promise "A New Direction For America."

The stock market is at a new all-time high and America 's 4 01 K's are back.
A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means. what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/ 01 .
A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not
surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are
either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel.
A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British
Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being
exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the
anniversary of the 9/11/ 01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was
to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President
Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from
the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get
their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and
heading to the United State s to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:
The economy to go South
Illegals to go North
Taxes to go Up
Employment to go Down
Terrorism to come In
Tax breaks to go Out
Social Security to go Away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone
But what the heck!

I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K,
Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive
National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay
Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of
Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U. S. in The
Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the
same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan.

I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.

Now I know why I feel good after the elections. I am going to be able to
sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are
thinking of me and my welfare.

Please pass this good news along to all of your friends so they can feel
better also.


ruthrap said...

gives us all something to ponder on! Let's just be glad that there is more to hope for than what the politicians can muster up in their "promises" and new "directives"!!!! amen, anyone?!!!

Phil Hoover, Chicago said...

Yes, anyone can "cut" a federal deficit that was OVERESTIMATED by 100%...

And what about the federal debt that continues to grow, and Grow, and GRow...and GROW....


Darrell said...

First of Phil, back your comment up with facts.
Second, what do you have to say about a booming economy and all the rest of this information?
Third, if you understood one thing about the federal debt, and how much of that is actually good for us, because it is people purchasing bonds, ect. then you'd stop spouting off about it. The idea of paying off that debt is just stupid, because it means that the govenment raises taxes to pay off the bonds. If you think that one out, then it means your taxes are rasied to pay yourself what your are owed on bonds. That's not too bright.

Sorry Phil, you can say want you want, but your man Clinton screwed up our economy something fierce and under Bush we are heading the right way. Now you want to go back to the mess that we had before.

Libby said...

A"cut" is still a "cut" no matter how it was "OVERESTIMATED"!

BV said...

Hoover defending Demoncrats, TYPICAL!