The Dawghowse is a place inside the head of husband, father and Pastor Darrell Garrett. It's the place where the real me lurks.
Be forewarned: It's probably not what you expect. Sometimes it's a serious place... sometimes it's not. Sometimes my thoughts are deep... and sometimes they are just plain weird.
Welcome to my world!
25 April, 2006
Man, It's REALLY Getting Rough Out There!
Apparently there is a new gang out there called "Hell's Granny's"
That's great! Just think if you can get 'em saved, Darrell. You can have a former "Hell's Grannies" testimony service!
Kind of reminds my of how some of the old ladies at church pray for people, shaking them around, laying on of hands by grabbing ahold of suits and shirts!
you know there's enough senior ladies in church--couldn't we just get a God's Grannies Gang going and they could kick Hell's Grannies' butts!!!! Just a thought.............
Hey! I often refer to Satan as our enemy, but in a very real sense the opposite is true. We are his enemy! He has known this truth from the beginning, for God stated it directly to him in Genesis 3:15! So, maybe I need a mind-set change here!?
Apparently there is a new gang out there called "Hell's Granny's"
5 comments:
ROTFLOL!!!! I think i know one of them!!! LOL
That's great! Just think if you can get 'em saved, Darrell. You can have a former "Hell's Grannies" testimony service!
Kind of reminds my of how some of the old ladies at church pray for people, shaking them around, laying on of hands by grabbing ahold of suits and shirts!
you know there's enough senior ladies in church--couldn't we just get a God's Grannies Gang going and they could kick Hell's Grannies' butts!!!! Just a thought.............
You know I read on CNN recently that Hell had frozen over, I guess when it thawed this is what came out! Scary isn't it!
Hey! I often refer to Satan as our enemy, but in a very real sense the opposite is true. We are his enemy! He has known this truth from the beginning, for God stated it directly to him in Genesis 3:15!
So, maybe I need a mind-set change here!?
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